● B R I T I S H ○●

[] You drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win xFactor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[] It's football... not soccer.

Total: 2

○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●

[] You wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
[] You have an Australian something.

Total:3

○● I T A L I A N ○●

[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[] You know what an Italian horn is.
[] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk a lot with your hands.

Total: 4

○● S P A N I S H ○●

[] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned.
[] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.

Total: 4

○● R U S S I A N ○●

[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[] You know that St. Petersburg will always be St. Petersburg
[] Baboushka makes the best food ever
[] It's not a proper meal without vodka

Total: 4

○● I R I S H ○●
[] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[] Your family get together always includes drinking and singing.

Total: 4

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●

[] You say nigganukka casually.
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap.
[] You know how to shoot a gun.
[] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[] You can sing gospel.

Total: 2

○● A S I A N ○●

[] You have slanty-small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.

Total: 3

○● G E R M A N ○●

[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x] You went to Pre-school
[x] You're over 5'2".

Total: 6

○● C A N A D I A N ○●

[] You like/play/played hockey.
[] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[] You know what poutine is.
[] You speak some French
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 2

○● A M E R I C A N ○●

[] You hate foreigners.
[] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[] You have had an abortion.
[x] But love the penalty. (death penalty?)
[] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 4


○● B E L G I A N ○●

[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[] You call a pub or bar a café.
[x] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[] You drive/own a French or German car.
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 6

○● D U T C H ○●

[] You like the colour orange.
[] You are a football enthusiast.
[] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[] You are good at building handi-work projects.
[] You tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: 4


○● A R A B ○●

[] You are a patriot.
[] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "English".
[] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[x] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[] You are tanned.
[] You have a black hair.
[] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[x] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[] You dislike reading.

Total: 2